♪ 一翦妹－天外飛來巴斯光年

【不想跳舞】（I Don't Feel Like Dancin'）＿剪刀姊妹（Scissor Sisters）

Wake up in the morning with a head like ‘what ya done?’
多晚上床，多早起床，整個忘光光

This used to be the life but I don’t need another one.
無風無浪，要爽不爽，一輩子在茫

You like cutting up, carrying on, you wear them gowns.
你是笑將，適合女裝，等著帶出場

So how come I feel so lonely when you’re up getting down?
為何這樣，寂寞好強，見你就神傷

So I'll play along when I hear that special song
一聽到我的主打歌就能自high

I’m gonna be the one who gets it right.
誰能擋住莊孝維上台

You better move when you’re swinging round the room
你最好是快點給我動起來

Look’s like magic’s only ours tonight
聚光燈只跟我們徘徊

But I don’t feel like dancings
但老子不想跳舞

When the old Joanna plays
哪來DJ這麼瞎

My heart could take a chance
我就算心動呀

But my two feet can’t find a way
可恨雙腳不聽話

You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe, gentle sway
你當我紅鞋女孩隨便迪斯可來恰恰恰

But I don’t feel like dancin’
但人家不想跳舞

No sir, no dancin’ today.
報告，今天沒辦法

Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
老子不想跳舞，跳舞

Even if i find nothin' better to do
無聊到撞牆也不讓步

Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
就是不想跳舞，跳舞

Why’d you break it down when I’m not in the mood?
這又是何苦問我老木

Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
打死不想跳舞，跳舞

Rather be home with the one in the bed till dawn with you
寧願待在家抱著你打滾嗷嗚呼呼

Cities come and cities go just like the old empires
台北好，台北爛，興衰像朝代

When all you do is change your clothes and call that versatile.
今天黑，明天白，多元是可愛

You got so many colours make a blind man so confused.
但你亂穿綠衣服會把盲胞嚇哭

So why can’t I keep up when you’re the only thing I lose?
就不懂我是多頑固不能裝糊塗

So I’ll just pretend that I know which way to bend
閉上一隻眼這齣戲我還願意演

And I’m gonna tell the whole world that you’re mine.
等散場，就宣傳，你是歸我管

Please understand, when I see you clap your hands
請明白，單身漢，受不了誘拐

If you stick around I’m sure that I'll be fine.
只要你，別跑遠，一切都好談

But I don’t feel like dancings
但老子不想跳舞

When the old Joanna plays
哪來DJ這麼瞎

My heart could take a chance
我就算心動呀

But my two feet can’t find a way
可恨雙腳不聽話

You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe, gentle sway
你當我紅鞋女孩隨便迪斯可來恰恰恰

But I don’t feel like dancin’
但人家不想跳舞

No sir, no dancin’ today.
報告，今天沒辦法

Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
老子不想跳舞，跳舞

Even if i find nothin' better to do
無聊到撞牆也不讓步

Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
就是不想跳舞，跳舞

Why’d you break it down when I’m not in the mood?
這又是何苦問我老木

Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
打死不想跳舞，跳舞

Rather be home with the one in the bed till dawn with you
寧願待在家抱著你打滾嗷嗚呼呼

You can’t make me dance around.
沒人能灌我迷湯

But your two-step makes my chest pound.
但你擺盪卻令人慌

Just lay me down
我需要平躺

As you float away into the shimmer light.
見你閃著光緩緩逝遠方

But I don’t feel like dancings
但老子不想跳舞

When the old Joanna plays
哪來DJ這麼瞎

My heart could take a chance
我就算心動呀

But my two feet can’t find a way
可恨雙腳不聽話

You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe, gentle sway
你當我紅鞋女孩隨便迪斯可來恰恰恰

But I don’t feel like dancin’
但人家不想跳舞

No sir, no dancin’ today.
報告，今天沒辦法

Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
老子不想跳舞，跳舞

Even if i find nothin' better to do
無聊到撞牆也不讓步

Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
就是不想跳舞，跳舞

Why’d you break it down when I’m not in the mood?
這又是何苦問我老木

Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
打死不想跳舞，跳舞

Rather be home with the one in the bed till dawn with you
寧願待在家抱著你打滾嗷嗚呼呼

每一季節總有一首在我腦袋裡紅到爆的英文歌，上一季不知道是是東恰（Don't Cha）還是凶日（Bad Day），但這個秋季絕對是厭舞（I Don't Feel Like Dancin'）。

我喜歡它到抓狂的境界，每天要聽完至少一次才願意出門上班。一曲起秋，與你分享。

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