天外飛來巴斯光年

書中自有顏如玉XD


以前我認為只有中文會出現「我家對面的馬路很『難過』」這類白痴造句，沒想到連英文也有。伊莉莎白醫生轉寄給我的電郵中，收錄了十四則當代墨西哥式英文造句，忍不住加上中文直譯，貼來與君同樂。

Mexican words of the day

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
老師叫派皮多用「起司」造句，派皮多說：瑪利亞煞到我，但起司肥（but she is fat）。


2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
當我全家都擠上車，就不是蘑菇（there's no much room）。


3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
我朋友想當美國公民但她是文盲，於是我肩膀（I showed her）。


4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
朋友總是德州（text）我，想我不在家會死哪去！


5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
我和朋友訂了披薩，我拿了一片，她得了皰疹（her piece）。


6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
七（you）告訴我七（you）會去店裡但七月給（you lie to）我！七月人（you liar）！


7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
我有兩輛車，但賤內直腸（wrack them）。


8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
我本來要和內子一起去買東西但雞（she can）自己去。


9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
我們只有一個捲餅，但免緊張輪椅（we'll share）。


10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
老婆在玩樂透所以雞翅（she can win）。


11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
老婆逮到我劈腿，我告訴她親愛的，騷擾（her ass meant）於我如浮雲。


12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
老婆從樓上摔下來，我還得去接大主教（pick the bitch up）。


13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
我想要去夜店但沒人幫忙洗（watch）孩子。


14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
對面的女人身材好，百威啤酒（but why is her）臉很醜。


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