Mexican words of the day

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
老師叫派皮多用「起司」造句,派皮多說:瑪利亞煞到我,但起司肥(but she is fat)。

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
當我全家都擠上車,就不是蘑菇(there's no much room)。

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
我朋友想當美國公民但她是文盲,於是我肩膀(I showed her)。

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
我和朋友訂了披薩,我拿了一片,她得了皰疹(her piece)。

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
七(you)告訴我七(you)會去店裡但七月給(you lie to)我!七月人(you liar)!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
我有兩輛車,但賤內直腸(wrack them)。

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
我本來要和內子一起去買東西但雞(she can)自己去。

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
我們只有一個捲餅,但免緊張輪椅(we'll share)。

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
老婆在玩樂透所以雞翅(she can win)。

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
老婆逮到我劈腿,我告訴她親愛的,騷擾(her ass meant)於我如浮雲。

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
老婆從樓上摔下來,我還得去接大主教(pick the bitch up)。

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
對面的女人身材好,百威啤酒(but why is her)臉很醜。


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